Miscellaneous
Teacher: "When I was at your age I knew my arithmetic."
Pupil: "Yes, but you had another teacher.
Patty: "What would you do if there was a hole in
your boat and water came in?"
Mick: " I would open another hole to let the water
out".
The black Horse and the white Horse
Kelly had two horses, but he could never distinguish
one from other. That upset him very much, until one
day he discovered that the black horse was a
little taller than the white one.
NcNab went into a barber's shop and asked the barber
how much a haircut costs.
"A pound, " said the burber.
"How much costs a shave?" aked NcNab.
"Fifty pence," said the barber.
"Then shave ny head," said McNab.
"Give me some wine, please."
"Red or White?"
"It doesn't matter. It is for a blind man."
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