Three arguments that Jesus was Italian

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He worked in the building trades

Three arguments that Jesus was Californian

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He invented his own religion

Three arguments that Jesus was Puerto Rican

1. His first name was Jesus

2. He was always in trouble with the law

3. His mother didn't know who his father was

Three arguments that Jesus was Greek

1. HE WENT INTO HIS FATHERS BUSINESS

2. HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL HE WAS 33

3. HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD.