A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, ?Five beers, please.?
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To understand what a recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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A guy is complaining to his mathematician friend:
? I have a problem. I have difficulty waking up in the morning.
? Logically, counting sheep backwards should help.
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? Can I ask you a question?
? You can, but you have already just done that.
? Darn, what about two questions?
? You can, but that was your second question.
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The Internet ethics committee worked hard to generate a list of words that should never be used on the Internet. The problem is, now they can?t post it.
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Quantum entanglement of a pair of socks: As soon as one is designated as the left, the other instantly becomes the right.